when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant
"bro i just did a mister squidward with hailey"
The act of taking a CPU (central processing unit) from a computer (preferably from AMD) and smashing it so it bends the pins curving upwards like Squidward's legs.
"Dude the pins are all fucked up"
"Dude when I get home I'm Squidwarding a CPU"
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when depositing lotion on your hand and telling your friends, "hey ya'll what does it look like?" and one replies...(me) it looks like squidward came in your hand, in a more general sense, when one cums in his/her lovers hand.
Gimmie a hot squidward baby, i dont have a condom for you to cum in anyway!
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When your Girlfreind cheats on you with three differnt guys at the same time.
Yo man, I just broke up with my girl cause I heard she was Doin the squidward with John, Donnie & Steve behind my back.
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a cancerous meme that will make you suicidal so,DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT I'M WARNING YOU!!!!!!
OMG did you see that squidward in a chair one hour version
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When a girl blows her man’s dick like a clarinet, and licking the tip like a reed
Yo Ashley hit me wit da Squidward’s Clarinet last night bruh
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