Lazy Susan

It's actually one of those things that you put in the middle of the table and spin around so that you can reach different things. They're really useful for things like carrot sticks and dips.

...And barbeques.

...And drinks.

...Not forgetting passing the butter!

Don't taint the wonderous invention with your dirty meanings.

You have a Lazy Susan? Wow! Can I use it?

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Susan Palooza

(n) def. The Annual Winter Celebration of all the wonderfulness that Suzi Q encompasses

I can't wait for Susan Palooza this year

Susan Pevensie

The second Pevensie child, acts as a mother figure to Lucy, and the force to counteract her older brother Peter’s all or nothing decision making. She wants nothing to do with Narnia for most of their journey, but accepts it just this once and is crowned queen of Narnia at the end.

I wish my little sister would think of me like Lucy thinks of Susan Pevensie. She seems so caring, and Lucy loves her.

Roughy Susan

A Roughy Susan is when you receive a handjob but the person who is giving it has a handful of salt.

Sam: "Last night, Mary gave me Roughy Susan"
Jerry: "You're into that?"
Sam: "Hell yeah I am."

Negative Susan

Someone who sees no happiness in the world, only sorrow. The opposite to a Positive Sally.

Jack: WHY IS ALL THE COFFEE GONE? D:
Michael: Jack stfu you negative Susan.

Lazy Susan

A sexual position involving a stool, 2 men, and a woman. The woman is positioned comfortably lying on the stool either supine or prone. The 2 men pleasure themselves simultaneously, one with the woman's mouth, the other with either her vagina or anus. This also assist in balancing the woman on the stool. The term describes the rotating of the woman by spinning the stool when the men desire to trade orifices.

"Hey JM, we should totally Lazy Susan that hot girl at work!"

"You might want to clean that stool off before you sit on it. Tom and I Lazy Susan'd your mom last night".

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Social Susan

A prostitute. A woman who enjoys the company of several men, especially if there's money involved.

"Did you see Mike's new wife flirting with those strangers?"
"Yeah, everyone knows she's a Social Susan"

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