My Swipe

The person you are currently dating that you met via a mobile dating app.

How did you two meet?

He's my swipe — we met on Tinder.

Condom Swipe

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.

(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.

Back swipe

To have sex with someone you previously had sex with (no matter the time passed)

I had to back swipe with Desire’!
So did you back swipe your ex?!?

anxiety swiping

an anxiety swipe is when you start getting nervous about a guy/girl that you're seeing or talking to.... so you go on your dating app of choice and swipe through numerous humans just to distract yourself.

I'm not sure how its going with Ryan so I went on Bumble and started anxiety swiping.

Swiped that card

To take something from someone.

“He took her virginity, he swiped that card”

grease swipe

The smudge you get on your phone when scrolling or swiping after eating a greasy meal.

Wipe off your phone, man. I can see the grease swipe on it.

Ass Swipe

Said of an individual so below one's contempt that they are judged by the beholder as underserving of a slur that might evoke the dignity of three-dimensions -- e.g., "you piece of shit". Instead, it has been appraised that such an individual is best described in two dimensions, by way of evoking the spread of fecal material on some purpose designed or improvised substrate, directly from one's rectal orifice, with an aim of transferring a maximum of said recently extruded fecal material to said substrate at completion of the act of defecation. The resulting fecal material-laden substrate provides an indicator of success in the mundane act wiping one's bum, and is thus appropriately given the name "ass swipe". This concept evolved linguistically to be used figuratively for derogatory and defaming effect on the intended target of this label.

1. Observing his behavior over time, I feel at a loss to fathom just how contemptible Joe is. What a piece of shit! No, that's way too generous. Joe's a fucking ass swipe.

2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?

3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!