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chicken teeth

An argument that is cowardly or weak, and lacks sharpness or focus. Chickens don't have teeth.

In the debate, the candidate's position was chicken teeth.

At the press conference, the spox gave a chicken teeth response.

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


with teeth

A miserable failure by a formerly talented group or individual
(derived from the Nine Inch Nails album of the same name)

"Have you heard the new Tool album? I heard that its with teeth."

by Nasalrot November 23, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.

Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.

by benormous December 1, 2005

135๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit-teeth

To be a retard, or literally have shit in your teeth. Normally used by strange little boys named Jack.

Get outta my seat shit-teeth.

by likin the vagicles May 16, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


blowjob teeth

A person has sucked dick so much their teeth are now crooked or have large gaps in their teeth.

Damn man! You seen that hot as bitch.

Yeah b. Too bad she got dem blowjob teeth.

by Dickdiddles April 25, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


mummy teeth

A gingival/dental condition in which the amount of gum covering the tooth is equal to or greater than half of said tooth.

Jack White of The White Stripes has mummy teeth.

by Sarah Mich April 21, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


teeth kiss

When in the throes of extreme passion, you bite/mash/
smash/press hard and/or touch your lover's teeth with your teeth. Serious sensual turn-on when implemented with a vengeance
but leaves no visible mark or damage- unlike a suck mark. Will rock him! A risky endeavor if you are a native Kentuckian or in-bred hillbilly.

"God! I love to teeth kiss Rick and mash his beautiful, white, straight, hard, shiny teeth with my orthodontically enhanced and whitened enamel-bits!"
"Teeth kiss me ruff and make me hot enuff' to do damage!"

by MiMimmmmmmm December 10, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž