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Begin by preparing some mashed potatoes and hot gravy. Next dress as a pilgrim and your partner as an indian. Next Paint your penis to look like a turkey. Apply the hot gravy to the woman's snatch and lather the mashed potatoes over her tits. Proceed to insert your turkey penis into the woman's gravy covered vag. Enjoy your thanksgiving dinner.
Last night was crazy man. James mom paid me to have thanksgiving dinner at her house last night. Mashed potatoes and moist gravy.
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The unfortunate result that occurs after incest, sexual harassment, or intimate relationships are ended between closely-related family members, destroying all holiday spirit, hence the name Thanksgiving Syndrome, because of the dread of seeing that special someone at the dinner table again for the holidays, which would inevitably relive the once pleasureable or even forced orgasms that secretly occurred with that someone.
John: Why does your sister look so depressed when tomorrow is Christmas?
Mark: She has the Thanksgiving Syndrome.
John: The what?
Mark: Our cousin fucking raped her last month, and the unconvicted son of a bitch is going to be at our Christmas dinner tomorrow.
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A double shot made of Patron Tequilla and Wild Turkey Bourbon. You will hate life after one.
That bartender's an ass. he already knoew I was drunk so he gave me a mexican thanksgiving to mess me up even more.
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when a girl licks a guy's penis while it is covered in left-over turkey stuffing until he jizzes. The guy then rubs the mixture from his penis onto the girl's boobs and licks it off. If the girl's boobs are colossal enough he sticks her nipple into her mouth and she sucks it off with him. The guy could also stick his penis on her boobs so she will lick/suck off the stuffing from the penis and her own boobs. This can be done with other thanksgiving feast left-overs, but the most popular is stuffing.
Dude, me and this chick from the thanksgiving party did a thanksgiving feast in her mom's kitchen, and i think she actually liked the taste! The suction didn't stop for like 10 minutes strait!
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when you cum on your lovers chest then lick it all up
a dirty thanksgiving
he shot his load on her tits, then gobbled it up like thanksgiving gravy, hence a dirty thanksgiving
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n., urban gay slang:
When you attempt to announce your Coming Out Of The Closet in a speech to your family during the holidays like a big drama queen, but no one hears you because they're too drunk and/or too busy scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie.
That was one hell of a close call, Jeff. Good thing it turned out to be a Canadian Thanksgiving, eh!"
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after recieving oral sex from a girl you bust wind from the feast and slam a pumpkin pie into her face and say happy thanksgiving
john was bustin sarah in the face, when he sharted and came and use the thanksgiving special
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