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Tori is the sexiest lil mamazita alive. She classically is referred to as Mama Milf or The Mega Milf. Whenever she is sighted in the far distant miles riding off into the sunset, everyone says the chorus of "all hail The MIlfinator" and the men respond with bashing their bellies against the wall.
No one stands a chance if they don't prepare for the shining light of grit and determination that comes out of tori. They might not even make it out alive.
List of items needed to pack for a tori sighting:
- Binoculars (you need to see that thicc and woke ass up close and personal)
- A empty bottle (when she sweats get all that goodness in the bottle and drink it, its holy water)
- A speaker + The big J playlist (Mama Milf commands you to play JB at all times)
Person 1: What's that speck of dust in the distance
Person 2: *whips out those binoculars* OMG thats tori Mama Milf, thats The Mega Milf, thats The Milfinator!!!!!!
Person 1: gets run over by a bus
Person 2: Jumps off a bridge
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Tori is one of the most amazing girls you've ever met. She is so pretty! She changes you for the better. She is one of your best friends. She loves you for who you are!! She will marry a Jayce. He is all a girl dreams of for goodness sake!!
Dang, Tori is sooo HOT! She has changed me so much! I love her! Can I just date Tori?
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Tori is known for having the god of all penis’s. her dick is so fucking big even god himself is questioning wether he’s packing or not. tori’s will usually weigh more bc of just how outrageously huge her cock is. her back often gets sore bc of how humongous her shlong is.
guy 1- wow she walks funny
leprechaun - haven’t you heard? man she has the biggest horse cock ive seen.
guy 1- seen?
tori- wanna see too?
leprechaun- omg does that mean i get to see it again? 😫
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A funny, fast, athletic, smart, strong, sweet, hot, kind, sexy, and caring girl who loves with all her heart. She's a badass psycho fucking bitch when you mess with someone she cares about. If you know Tori she either likes you and will have your back right or wrong or she doesn't care for you in which case you better watch your back because she will kick you in the ass or shin, either way it hurts! She is so funny in seconds you will be laughing or smiling when you talk to her. She is so fast, one of the fastest girls you will ever meet. Tori is very athletic she loves to run, play soccer, play volleyball, and sometimes she will bowl. She is so smart and she is always willing to help you when you’re struggling. She is so strong her body is like a rock. Tori is so sweet if you have a problem she will always be able to fix it. She is one of the hottest girls in the world, and she doesn’t even know it. She is so kind she will go up and out of her way until you are happy. Tori is so sexy, she has a hot and sexy body. She is very caring she will make sure you are always happy and help you look on the bright side! You are so lucky too even know Tori unless you're on her bad side in that case RUN! Tori is truly an amazing person.
Jake: hey check out that tori chick, is she single?
Logan: ya, sadly because of shes really hot
Rob: hey guys want a cookie
Jake: no thanks
Rob: do you think Tori wants one?
Logan: she already has two
Joe: do you notice that Tori always sticks up for her friends
All: Ya
Kay: if you want to kiss Tori, at 3:00 text me #Tori, first one to do it gets to kiss her!
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an ugly pale sheman with rackne and yellow teeth who likes to try and date other womens men and lies every chance heshe gets. wants to live every one elses life but hisher own and thuroughly enjoys masturbating in public.
guy 1: is that person a male or female?
guy 2: i don't know, they have yellow teeth and acne though.
guy 1: oh they must be a tory
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1. A torie is a term used to describe someone who is ugly and rude.
2. It can also be used to describe your poop to your friends.
3. The last definition is someone who is a female dog.
1. That person looks like torie.
2. i just took the biggest torie my butt began to bleed!
3. You are an ungrateful little torie.
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Tori is slang for cocaine, yayo, coke, or snow. The euphemism gained popularity in the late 90's in the southern California region, eventually spreading and gaining use in northern Califoria circa 2002. While the use has been largely in the California area, use of it has been reported on the east coast as well as international locations.
In addition, it can be used twice in a sentence to suggest large amounts or 'going on a bender'.
1. Let's do some Tori and get the party started.
2. I'm looking for some Tori Tori, how much?
3. I can't belive you do Tori, just joking, I do too, let's do it together and fool around all night long.
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