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Toledo cunt transfer

The act of transferring a miserable, lazy, incompetent cunt from Toledo to another branch to wreak havoc there instead. Inevitably, the Toledo cunt lives like an office nomad as she will never be accepted by the other classier, respectable women in the office; hence perpetuating the Toledo cunt transfer cycle.

Another variation known as "Toledo cunt swap" is when there are multiple cunts from Toledo creating skank whore problems in multiple branches. In vain hope of solving the problem, instead of simply firing these hostile cunts, they simply swap them out to see if they can hack it at the opposite branch. This will also cycle in perpetuity because you can't just fire someone for being a cunt from Toledo.

Woman: "Jesus! Is that cunt really taking another cigarette break?"
Woman #2: "Yeah, but don't sweat it- word is- it's the old Toledo cunt transfer for her ass next week anyway."

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

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powder transfer

When one transfers the excessive powder from her upper body region to detach a man's bat wings.

After walking 3 miles, Stuart's balls became attached to his legs (this is called a bat wing). Subsequently, Pamela powder transferred (rubbed her breasts against his balls) his balls in order for them (the balls) to roam freely.

by PT Guys July 24, 2008

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Chub Transference

Occurs when the party of the first part, the chick, grows up and loses all chubby fatness and transcends into hotness causing the party of the second part, the dude, to acquire her chub, albeit in a different location.

You see what the Bee Girl from the Blind Melon - No rain video looks like now? She is clear cut case of chub transference.

by charles o'skankly March 10, 2010

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brain transfer

The transfer of contents from one brain to another or the organizings or corrections of brains (mainly around their birth) by other brains with the target to improve life form quality and constructiveness. In later phases of lifes it happens apparently only anymore mainly by influencing dreams while sleeping. (Non-surgical) Real brain transfer is always a proof that brains can use possibilities that r only explicable with psionics, so info transfers attained by talks or school teaching or relocations by basic travelling r not meant.

In the Suite Life of Zack and Cody episode “Cody Goes to Camp” Zack begs his mother for driving him to his brother Cody by hinting to his (by brain transfer or telepathy arising) feeling that Cody needs him in this Camp. Complete brain transfers that are all taken back a few hours later r shown in the Wizards of Waverly Place episodes “Quinceañera” (2008) and “Family Game Night” and also in the X Files double episode “Dreamland” (1998).

Spock and his father Sarek have brain transfer abilities when they put some fingers to the cheek of someone else, especially in Star Trek II, III. The Star Trek hints and imitations of either (real) brain transfer or the (pure) lasting imagination of it continued later with the characters Counselor Deanna Troi, her mother Lwaxana Troi, and Tuvok. Feelings of ethnic affiliations, reincarnation, kharma, love, and telepathy are terms that tend to increase the probability of often happening brain transfers.

If you don’t believe in God then believe at least in the organizing and correction power of experienced brain transfer habits of the homo sapiens. It would be really ignorant if your atheism included also the dismissing of any brain transfer possibilities that can also work like a great network.

by Leonhard Kreissig September 21, 2011

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brain cell transfer

When sleeping during the night if a guy has an overly intelligent girlfriend it is possible to steal a few brain cells from his girlfriend if their heads are touching each other in just the right way. She will wake up just as intelligent because she has an endless supply of brain cells however the guy will wake up feeling smarter every time. It also helps the transfer if the guy is holding on to her almost like he is trapping her in his arms.

"I feel smarter today. I think that brain cell transfer worked."

by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016


Petroleum Transference Engineer

A position given to those who transfer gas to your vehicle. Amateurs are known as Gas Attendants, however as their skillset increases, they become Petroleum Transference Engineers.

I went to the local Citgo and the Petroleum Transference Engineer pumped my car so hard.

by jpg20369 December 26, 2018


Petroleum Transfer Technician

Service station attendent.
'Full Service' gas station attendant.
The guy that pumps gas into your car.

Gary works at the gas station and aspires to be a petroleum transfer technician.

by SASniper January 31, 2006

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