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Vacuum Cleaner

A person who sucks blows and gets rolled in the closet

Joe's girl is a real vacuum cleaner

by HUE HUE HUE!! September 27, 2016

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


cake vacuum

(n)
refers to an obese person. the said person can sometimes be very bitchy when not fed their cake. calling someone a 'cake vacuum' implies that, if a cake were given to them, they would inhale it as if there was no tomorrow.

shortens to cake vac

person 1: Fatty over there is such a cake vacuum. he already ate the entire cake that was for the whole party.
person 2: what a fat ass...

by fat person December 21, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


vacuum fart

the action of sucking air into your booty and pushing it back out as a fart

Hey listen to my vacuum fart

by mozley May 14, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alex's Vacuum

A term used for the description of an abusive girlfriend. One in which a man comes to work, or another public place with bruises, in which lacking a better excuse simply states (see example). The name Alex was chosen as a prefix in a degrading way, since Alex means "Defender of Man" this term obviously degrades the person.

Friend 1: Did you hear John has a girlfriend?
Friend 2: Really?
Friend 3: I heard she's Alex's Vacuum though.
Friend 2: Another falls prey to an abusive girlfriend, just like Geoff did.

by Spoonyy September 21, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christmas Vacuum

A small vacuum used in a dorm room.

โ€œI accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!โ€
โ€œYou can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!โ€

by diphenhydramine April 1, 2021


virgina vacuum

The act of putting a vacuum to the vagina or penis.

Dude last night Stacy was sooooo freaky. She even gave me the Virgina Vacuum!

by EVILPANMAN November 20, 2016


Morelli vacuum

When a girl farts while your going down on her, you catch it with your mouth and blow it back in to her mouth without her knowing what is going on

I gave my girlfriend a Morelli vacuum last night

by Mollies December 28, 2022