zing has no real definitive definition, but it is the opposite of the word "gonk." Zing roughly means somebody, something, or an action that really makes you go, "wow, that was a zing moment." It can also be described as something that is very fantastic or epic.
Josh: *does a backflip*
Me: Wow, Josh, that was a zing moment
Two people throwing baseball bats high in the air with the goal of them colliding and creating a zing.
Ryan: tryna get some zings in today dude?
Aaron: fuck yeah you nit grab a bat let’s tear it up
It's a monster thing. ya'll humans won't understand
ugh fine. zing is an equivalent of love at first sight in the monster side
zing is a cool person. zing likes ur mom. zingś pref of pronouns are they/them. <3
oh ya, thatś zing.
theyŕe so cool.
The act of firing off extremely accurate laser beams shots across the Verdansk landscape. Often refers to breaking armour and/or downing cunts.
Fuck sake I’m getting zinged from the top of stadium. North West.