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Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat
Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!
Taking a large, potentially fatal amount of prescriptions
"How many oxy's did Brent take?"
"Idk like 7 or 8"
"Damm, he's bruising"
you lay a girl down on the couch with her head hanging off. and proceed to fuck her in the mouth until her esophagus bruises. and just when your about to cum, you smack her boobs like punching bags while screaming "booya!!!!!".
i gave sally a bruising booya last night! she threw up blood from the bruising right as i was flopping her ta-ta's.
Bruises that occur with rough, wild sex. Grabbing, pulling, bighting (nibbling), ECT.
Baby I'm feeling frisky, I want to wake up with "dirty bruises"!
I want it so rough that I have "dirty bruises"!
Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption
My uncle is a booze bruised alcoholic
A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.
Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.