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When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.
I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise
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A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.
Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.
Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat
Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!
Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.
in a sentence:
1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"
Bruises that occur with rough, wild sex. Grabbing, pulling, bighting (nibbling), ECT.
Baby I'm feeling frisky, I want to wake up with "dirty bruises"!
I want it so rough that I have "dirty bruises"!
Having a damaged liver as a result of alcohol consumption
My uncle is a booze bruised alcoholic