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Got a bottle of josh cab and a couple beans. Me and the boys gonna rip some housewife cocktails tonight
When a guys sticks his cock in his sister's "tail" as her best friend licks her taint
After walking in on his sister and her friend making out naked on her bed, he joined in on the fun and gave her a tainted cocktaili
When there isn’t just one emoji for how you are feeling
🫣🥹🥰 would be the emoji cocktail to denote feeling flattered but embarrassed at the same time
A short, cryptic, and usually dreary blog entry intended to draw out replies of maudlin concern or curiosity.
The term is a pun on "Molotov cocktail" in that the author's post is akin to throwing a small incendiary merely to see who will react.
Blogger:
i will never be the same after tonight
-rob
Reply:
Need some Bauhaus with that Emotov cocktail, Rob?
A cup of coffee and a bowl/joint. May also be combined with a newspaper. Any morning of the week is a good time for a pot head cocktail, but there’s something about enjon a Sunday morning, especially during football season.
Dude: “Did you have breakfast this morning?”
Bro: “Bruh no way, I had a pothead cocktail this morning while reading the paper.”
The courage brought about as a direct result of the consumption of alcohol, often resulting in an embarrassing or dangerous situation for those around the person experiencing it.
Steve: "Did you hear what happened to Curt last night?"
Kelly: "No, what?"
Steve: "He got Cocktail Balls at the bar last night....I bailed him out of jail this morning..."
Kelly: "Wow!"
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