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A person with the lobster disease is someone who has the recurring problem of catching feelings for someone after having sex, despite initial intentions of keeping things casual. Once they've shared a sexual experience with one another, emotions unavoidably develop and a desire to mate arises, an incurable side-effect resulting from the lobster disease.
The term lobster disease has an indirect reference to a bit from the television series, Friends, where Ross is upset because Rachel and him weren't getting together whereby Phoebe reassures him saying that Rachel is his lobster. Lobsters are known to mate with only one partner for their entire lifetime.
"Jane can't have casual sex with guys because she always catches feelings, she must have the lobster disease"
A pyscological condition that is brought about by illogical thoughts of being Lowreyed and a Fear of Missing Out(FOMO). Typically exhibited by persistent texts and phone calls to inquire about other person's whereabouts and happenings.
I think everyone just went out to eat without me. I must be suffering from a mad case of Hunt's Disease.
A neurological condition in which a patient suffers sporadic outbursts of anger starting in one's middle age.
Sufferers are known to be calm throughout their lives and never get angry until some time in their 40s thru 60s. This all ends with an outburst of verbal anger, typically directed against those known to the patient, in which victims feel threatened.
After first outburst, a few years will typically pass until the next outburst. Intervals between outbursts will divide in half from then on, until patient becomes unmanageable and must be institutionalized.
There is no known cure or treatment for this condition.
Not inherited, but occurs in white and black people, mostly those of Slavic, Mediterranean, and African descent, and never in Asians or Native Americans.
My brother had to be put in a nursing home because he had Gruv's Disease.
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A disease brought to the world by the Simms family. It causes an irresistible urge to watch television, cravings for ham sandwiches, sleeping and missing many days of school or work.
Friend: Hey, wanna hang out tonight, Cooper?
Cooper: No, I would rather stay home and watch Ghost Adventures.
Friend(thinking): Damn, Cooper must have Simms Disease.
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A disease caught by listening to massive amounts of generic metalcore music. The symptoms can be: excessive hair growth, feeling a strong urge to join a generic metalcore band, and possibly growing antlers. The disease originated near Pittston, Pennsylvania. There is no cure.
bro 1- D00d, did you see our best bro at the brodown last night?
bro 2- Yeah brah, I swear I saw him playing guitar in that br00t4l metalcore band we were throwin' down to, I think he mighta gotten moose disease!
bro 1- I think you might be right, he looked hairier than normal!
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meaning "Coming Out Both Ends"
non medical term for the symptoms which arise from engaging in the excesses of mexican fare and tequila...
Just after stumbling out of "Tacos R Us" Paul came down with a mucho case of "cobe disease"
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a disease that cannot be cured, it is what you hope your room mates suffer from when they steal the best room in the house.
Sammi and Ron arrived at the house first, and took the room up stairs, JWOWW goes upstairs and is shocked it has been taken her response:
JWOWW: "I Hope they get a fucking incurable disease living up there."
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