Yankee Doodle

Exactly as it sounds, a "yank your doodle", in common terms, puffed up, a dandy, a wanker. A person with an inflated sense of their own importance. A person whose fantasies exceed their abilities.

A Middle English expression. Ye is pronounced 'e by all except the upper classes. Yank'ee doodle.

Yankee Doodle - Dirty Peasant One speaks to Dirty Lower class labourer Two about a well dressed young gentleman passing by, "Yank'ee doodle"

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Ass Doodle

Having a piece of shit hanging from your ass. This is not to be be confused with a dingle berry, for the shit is still in the ass and is not hanging by ass hair.

Dude, I was just in the bathroom, and I had the largest ass doodle. It wouldn't come out of my ass!

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Doodle dong

A disapointing cheese doodle shaped penis that curves downward when erect

Jimmy rubas's doodle dong is so terrible that i bet he could fuck his own asshole.

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dandy doodle

1.A way of saying "I'm happy/fine, I understand everything, so go way..."
2. To drunk to remember it's fourth of july.

1. Teacher: Claudia do you understand this lesson plan.
Claudia: Yep, I'm just dandy doodle.
2. Ted: Hey dude, your drunk and it's 4th of july.
Bob: Then I guess I'm just dandy doodle.

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poop doodle

When you poop and it looks like an object

Dude check out my poop doodle!

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Desperate Doodle

(noun) Material created in commemoration of a relatively insignificant anniversary in an attempt to draw visitors to your website or shop.

(verb) To create or promote such material.

Derivation: Named after the cutesie cartoons which periodically stand in for the logo of a popular search engine.

Commemorating Edmund Halley's 335th birthday is a Desperate Doodle. Commemorating his 400th will not be.

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horse doodling

A real phrase that people use all the time. You want to get it right so you don't look like a jackass. See: monkeying about.

Grif was horse doodling in the base.

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