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Gate Massage

A TSA pat-down with a "happy landing."

I got a gate massage at the airport today. I feel great!

by MILatino November 26, 2010

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Synyster Gates

Lead guitarist of Huntington Beach, CA Hard Rock band Avenged Sevenfold. While he may be my personal favorite guitarist, I can honestly say as a fan he is NOT the best guitarist ever, but he is very good.

Actual name is Brian Elwin Haner Jr, after his father who is also a known guitarist.

Is inspired by Slash, Dimebag Darrell, John Petrucci and others which can be seen in some of his work.

Is endorsed by Schecter Guitar Research, along with rhythm guitarist Zacky Vengeance. Has released a signature guitar, the Synyster Custom, and the Synyster Standard.

Synyster Gates is a popular modern day guitarist who is trashed upon by many jealous haters, when in actuality he is actually a talented guitarist.

by outsamahface February 14, 2009

78๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


from the gate

Since the beginning or from the start of something. Similar to from the get-go.

"Slow down baby / Let you know from the gate I don't go down lady"
- Fat Joe, "What's Luv"

Ted: "How long have you been living next to this gate?"
Will: "From the gate."
Ted: "So if I asked you where you were from, would you say you're from the gate?"
Will: "Hell yeah, I've been from the gate from the gate."

by Nicholas D March 18, 2009

49๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bill Gates

Very rich man, founder of the multi-billion dollar company microsoft. Created the Windows Operating System, which was found to be more userfriendly and useful than other operating systems at the time.

He is always the butt of jokes and envied for his money, so dumbasses say he is "SATANZ!!!11" or Hitler, even though he is co-founder of the Bill and Melinda Gates Minority Scholarship and donates more than any other 2 celeberties to the research of AIDS. So fuck off, you stupid cocks.

Dumb Person: Bill Gatesz owes me money hes evilz!!

Me: Shut up you stupid fuck. You're just jealous you're not a goddamn genius who was the first to pick up on a good idea for money. Piss off.

by Hobo Spider August 27, 2005

2019๐Ÿ‘ 912๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jumped The Gate

To most people, marijuana is considered a gateway drug that leads to other drugs. "Jumped The Gate", or "Jumping The Gate" is when considering one individual experiences a drug, at first, that is something other than marijuana as their first drug. Double Jumped The Gate and other variations are counted until a person experiences marijuana. That is when "Going Through The Gate" or "Gone Through The Gate" is applied.

"when did you Jumped The Gate?"

"When i took ecstasy and shrooms before going through the gate."

"So you Doubled Jumped The Gate?!"

"Yeah."

by Mr.MeanMustardofSunking May 11, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


synyster gates

Lead guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold, a Californian metal band. It's obvious from his clothing and style of playing that he has been greatly influenced by Slash of Guns N' Roses- which isn't surprising as A7X are huge fans of GN'R. Often wears a hat and a lot of eyeliner.

Damn sexy too ;)

Seize The Day and Beast And The Harlot are good examples of how Synyster Gates can play both slow and fast songs and make both styles sound amazing.

by gembird May 15, 2007

433๐Ÿ‘ 185๐Ÿ‘Ž


Out the gate

Basically the behaviour of a complete loose cunt, someone who does what they want with no thought of later consequences

"Man I just drank a whole bottle of vodka and went skinny dipping with strangers at 3am, I'm out the gate!"

by -Dean_Winchester- February 10, 2017

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