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When a lady unzips your pants and then proceeds to give you some nice oral action, blow it, spit it, gargle it, deep throat it, ect. All while the kind gentleman is driving in the highway.
Billy: "oh hey! I just got back from picking up my girlfriend from the airport and she gave me the most killer highway head, I've ever had!""
Sammy: "u wut m8?"
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Backdoor sex for the chosen people.
She wouldn’t let me have sex with her before marriage, but was happy to give up her Herschel Highway.
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Euphemism used to discreetly express that one is under the influence of Adderall.
Person A: I just spent six hours making anagrams out of my sister's name, before which I cleaned her entire kitchen with a toothpick and inventoried all my possessions with color-coded markers and 2x2 index cards that I cut myself at 3am while you were sleeping!
Person B: Sounds like somebody has been cruising down Highway 80.
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Are you going to the Adopt A Highway concert tonight?
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When driving down the highway, you notice someone in another car trying to hit on you.
Yesterday this gay guy was driving next to me on the highway for miles, I got highway hit on so bad.
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1. a person that engages in dangerously distracting behavior while driving on the interstate, probably due to brain damage, insanity, or a criminal lack of common sense.
2. a jackass that talks on his cell phone while swerving through traffic at 80 mph.
3. a douche bag that you see on the interstate that is creeping into your lane because he's looking down at a text message instead of at the road.
4. a bottom feeder driving down the highway at 5:00 in the morning with their cabin light on so that they can read the book propped up on their steering wheel.
5. a feckless turd that eats a full breakfast requiring both hands and/or utensils while pathetically trying not to endanger every single other person on the freeway.
I saw a total Highway Hazard on the way to work this morning. This bitch was smoking with one hand and texting with the other; who the fuck knows how she was steering. Why do we let people like that breed again? That's the kind of dumbass that only wears a seatbelt because the law says they have to.
My carpool buddy decided to look up Amendments on his phone while driving yesterday. Dude's turning into a fucking Highway Hazard.
So my friend texted me like 10 times while I was driving home from work last week. After I got home and actually checked the texts, I called him back and told him not to get his panties in a bunch. I sure as shit not going to be a Highway Hazard. Fuck that; I saw Seven Pounds.
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1. a asain communtity, that no rich person doesnt want to go 2, off the interstate 99 and shaw ave.
eh, lets kidnapped that mark and toss him out in highway city
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