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The concoction of stale, warm beer and watered down ice from the container you had the keg sitting in. Keg juice is what gets on your clothes when carrying a keg to your car for return to the store.
Person 1: I'm gonna return the keg
(Person 1 removes the tap and picks up the keg from the trashcan it was sitting in and it's dripping with watery keg juice)
Person 2: Ohh man! That's nasty dude!
Person: Noooo keg juice all over the clothes. Damn it!!!
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drinking keg beer through a scuba snorkel
"We're about to scuba the shit out of this keg."
"Her eyes were swimming. She'd been scuba kegging all night."
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At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.
"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."
friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."
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Your last option at 4am standing at the bar. Usually overweight.
Johnny was slammed in Frankston. He saw a fuck keg, but at that point he wasn't very picky.
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A phrase used to describe an extremely confused ginger person when they fail to respond to a direct question
Josh - Oi, get off my drink
Haydn - You have to tilt the keg
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The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.
On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.
Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"
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