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when one farts on a hard/flat surface and makes a rhymthic slapping noise.
"Ah shit man, it smells."
"I know, didn't you hear that seat spanker?"
One of the biggest advantages of owning an old vehicle. Allows for unobstructed make-out sessions with your woman.
There's a lot of cool things about that '70 Dart I have, and the fact that it is equipped with a bench seat is near the top of the list.
to sit in the middle of two people
ahh man yall sitting on the ends i guess i'll sit in the ho seat
when you lose your virginity in a car with leather seats.
Mike: "Yo, what'd you do this weekend?"
Trey: "Nothing much man, just had the occasional ostritch seat."
Mike: "Damn get it"
Silly goofy gay character from the object show HFJONE! Voiced by TopHatTheHat.
Subway Seat: I don't understand that.
a.To be so high that you actually believe you cannot move. Can be a good or a bad feeling.
b.To be stoned to your seat. Usually happens when watching TV. In both cases, you have an overwhelming sensation that you feel like a large boulder.
Dude, I have to pay my guy for the weed we just smoked, but I'm so seat stoned right now I can't even think about getting up.
guy 1. Hey, what happened after I left last night?
guy 2. Not much. After we smoked that bud I got seat stoned and passed out.
Someone who struggles to land their turd in the cavernous space of the toilet bowl and leaves a brown entry wound on the toilet seat. This error is frequently caused by an innocent technical error - shuffling too far back on the sea; however, it is also commonplace among hoverers and those with explosive tendencies.
Seat streakers tend to like to showcase their handiwork through regular and careful cleaning of the inside of the bowl only.
Bad news, guys... It turns out Jason is a seat streaker. At least it's not too late to revoke his contract.
Someone's been seat streaking in the computer room toilets. I'm not certain, but I think it might be that guy who comes in every day at 12:00 to watch niche motor sports and eat a family pack of sausage rolls.