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LoL Problem? is the only answer that is factually correct when someone complains. The comment is seemingly harsh and made to make the other person look like a laughing stock but it actually is just that. The person famous for this saying is League of Legends streamer Drututt
-Damn I just shat my pants
-LoL Problem?
Things that don’t matter but matter to you.
“I wish I had funko problems.”
“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”
“Got an L today? Damn sounds like funko problems.”
“What’s the matter you seem upset?
Oh I got funko problems.”
when unbeknownst to you, someone is hacking into your computer system
"met this geezer, didn't snog him, so now he's hacking in to my computer and giving me pc problems - that said he's a very successful pc flirt..."
When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.
Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.
A large humanoid. Usually displaying symptoms of over eating and a blatant disregard for the plight imposed on poor old gravity.
"We need to changes seats. Gravity's problem over there is breathing so heavily I can't hear the dialogue from the movie."
A problem researching things. It's often difficult to find information about peculiar things, when you don't know the name of it, but, once you got the name, it's easy to find the information you're looking for.
I call this issue with researching things the Rumpelstiltskin problem. Once you have the name, you have the power to understand it. Until then, it has power over you.
A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."
"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"