The domination of the male by the female in a relationship by use of sexual starvation if her demands are not met
fucking hell shes even dressing him these days. Its sad shes really got the salmon handcuffs on him
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despite flushing the pan, a log manages to swim back upstream to welcome you the following morning
jesus fiona. we have a salmon turd yet again!
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When a person has a lot of leg on display, one of their friends might feel the urge to repeatedly and rapidly thwack their outstretched hand between the inner thighs on show. (As if a salmon was flapping between them.)
Sophie gave me a massive inappropriate salmon yesterday at church. I totally should have worn tights.
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When u have a boner but its more than just a boner its a super boner-a raging salmon.
Every time i see jessica she gives a raging salmon.
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The word for such a time as a female's gash smells of fish. Often found on thrush sufferers.
Dude, that chick last night. You're a ledge for hitching me up but you could've told me about the salmon slit.
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Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?
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When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.
I watched a guy salmon slapping in the parking lot...
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