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Where one is being a bitch but 1 or less persons notices she is being a bitch; being a bitch while no one can tell you are being a bitch.
Person 1: Did you see how much Lola was being a bitch to me?
Person 2: No? She was being nice!
Person 1: Ugh she must've gone into silent bitchmode
the long and annoying 10 minutes at the start of an english lesson where the class is silent reading or acting that they're silent reading whilst the teacher uploads the powerpoint. you can usually hear a lot of shuffling, muffled sniffles and whispers about how someone wet themselves at lunch.
failure to bring in a silent reading book can usually end you up with a 10 page essay.
english teacher - ok everybody, 10 minutes of silent reading everybody and i'll take the register. where's your silent reading book?
student - at home, sorry.
english teacher - that's it, the third time this week! 10 page essay for monday, is that understood?
Worse than the Great Depression from 2007 to current; the average salary from 1930 for an average American individual was $4900( adjusted for inflation $85,000 annually for one person) as of 2023 the average salary is $56,000 annually, making less than the height of the Great Depression. In 1930 Gasoline was 10 cents a gallon or $1.73 adjusted for inflation, today the average is $3.55. To buy a new car in 1930 it would be $860— worth about 15k adjusted for inflation, today is worth a whopping $48,000. Key to the American Dream to buy a house in 1930 would be about $3900— less than 70k today, the average price today? $416,00. This is no secret, and nobody is saying a thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us awaken to The Silent Depression and it didn’t begin with the Covid Pandemic…
take out your dick (no boner) go up to the girl when shes sleeping jump and whack her in the face with it while yelling in what you think is chinese!!
yo, i was with some girl last night; and when she went to sleep i gave her a silent samurai
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When you switch off your "online now" status on myspace/facebook so you can roam around your friends pages without them knowing you are online. Often used by those who receive insults to always being online.
Kent: Oh my god, I just got a message from Kent but he's not online...?
Sebastian: Dude, he must be having a silent creep
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A game where as a ball is thrown form one person to another and who ever makes a sound or doesn't catch a decent throw goes out. As the official rules on Wikipedia dictate one rule that is often forgotten is that "players are "out" and must sit down if they mock Philip G. Zimbardo or His Glorious Beard" it is a international sport that is governed by the Global Silent Ball Committee.
Ok class lets play some silent ball" "Philip Zimbardo's Beard is UGLY" "YOUR OUT FOR BREAKING 2 RULES! speaking and bagging the amazing beard
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an insanely scary game designed to make boys and girls defecate as soon as they are exposed to it. its fucked up.
jimbo: play some silent hill
johnny: dude.
jimbo: what? lets play
johnny: fuck that yo, that shit is way too scary.
jimbo: u fucking pussy
johnny: no shit, i wouldnt play that game to save my family
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