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this is when a man comes in to contact with a treasure trove of beav that must be plowed. one may ride the tsunami poonani by obtaining a large fanbase of which groupies will spawn out of, however, this usually requires good looks and youth for smaller fanbases, the older and uglier you are, the more famous and powerful you need to be.
if one does not have groupies, a man may still ride the tsunami poonani by paying, starting with all the local escorts and sugar babies and if said man originates from the first world, he may further ride the tsunami poonani in the endless sea of multicultural beav and eventually settle down with a nice mail order trophy wife 1/3 his age when he is old and the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
d-list celebrity bro: dude i just posted a selfie of my 8 pack abs while on the set of the bachelorette and now i got the tsunami poonani knockin on my door i got hella groupies tryna slide in to my DMs bro
american sex tourist in germany: damn that FKK club is a real tsunami poonani i just plowed 5 beavs in 2 hours for 300 euros and it came with dinner too. germans are so efficient!!!!
divorced 60+ loser: my wife took everything 30 years ago and i've been living in a studio apartment since then, i hadn't had sex since 1987, but then i went to the philippines, rode the tsunami poonani, and brought back a wife in exchange for only 25 chickens!
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Those guys - big dicks or no - who pop their belt and 501 buttons and, hips forward, pop the dicks out en masse at the trough.
I can't piss because of all the salami tsunami next to me are making a racket with their belt buckles and fiddling with their KCs!!!
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emotional tsunami: when a person that you were is a serious relationship keeps coming into your life full force trying to rekindle...then leaves just as quickly.... then repeats
Carol and Rob were together for a year, when they broke up Rob kept coming back emotionally tsunaming Carol for full year after that......
Or:
Carol finally realized she was being emotinally tsunamied and never spoke to Rob again...
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verb. Similar to bukakke but the quantities of sperm involved are similar to the water flow of the asian tsunami.
In her porn career, I'd say Jenna Jameson has been Asian Tsunamied several times.
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When two people have graduated from a tornado of love, they move on to the tsunami of sex.
Carla: Hey Kevin and Livy, how's your tornado of love going?
Kevin: oh, its turned into a tsunami of sex now.
Livy: oh god..
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A giant wave of fat on a total lard bitch.
Holy shit, butter tsunami!
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