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A small woodland creature named for its creator, God. The reason it is spelled backwards is because it is a very evil creature, and some say its backwards. Its head is also backwards. The main reason it is so evil is because it will steal your left sock while you are sleeping. It will also take your regular alpacas AND your sushi alpacas. Watch out! You have been warned. Make a ring around your bed of right socks full of parsnips to ward them off. Good luck.
Wake up! A dog is stealing your left sock!
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1. verb - bother, irritate, annoy, ride, harass
2. verb - have sex with doggystyle
3. noun - hound, player, one who seeks meaningless sex with multiple partners
1. Dude! Don't dog me like that!
2. After getting her cunt nice and wet with my tongue, I bent her over to dog her for a while.
3. Men are dogs.
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The dog is a mythical being whose existence has long been surpassed since the beginning of time. The dog appears godlike to what we are. The dog has all the answers and is very very helpful in times of need. The dog sleeps for 10000 years for when he awakes we know it. Earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes any natural disaster occurring is the dog blinking his eyes.
Ryan: "whats happening, is there an earthquake"
Sam: "no the dog has awoken from its 10000 year slumber"
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Where one lurks in the bushes and peeps at unsuspecting folks having relations in their vehicle; often while enjoying oneself carnally
Sting and I enjoyed a long night of edging and dogging
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A Dog in is an event in which many men (and maybe women) meet up for a large orgy.
"You coming down the dog in tonight mate?"
"For sure. See you there."