A bible thumper is someone that believes in God, someone that reads the bible, someone that quotes the bible, someone that turns to the bible for guidance
Ron Paul is a Bible Thumper because he quotes biblical text in his discussions.
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Someone who is savagely mean, usually of lapine descent.
That guy is one serious Thumper Bunny
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Someone who loves God and tells everyone about his presence based on the bible and the greatness of him in a very positive light.
She studies the bible so much she must be a great bible thumper.
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Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Man, you guys really hate Christianity don't you?
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Someone who has 2 penises in their butt at one time that result in anal juices.
Lets go give that girl a flumper thumper.
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1. A good christian/catholic person who lives by the rules of the bible and does not pick the parts of the bible that suit him/her the most. Is often ridiculed for the above.
2. What gay and non christian people call everyone who believes in what the bible says.
1.Person1: Gee that guy is so good he is going to heaven for sure.
Person two: I hate that bible thumper!
2.Person1: I don't think gay people should be married becuase...
Person2: You are like, such a bible thumper!
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n. The act of masturbating during a poo; alternately, the act of pooping while masturbating
Thumper Dumpers are a great way to save time in the morning.
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