Tinder Olympics

Being under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs while swiping on Tinder with or without the presence of friends. Some variations of the Tinder Olympics may not be played while intoxicated, but used as a dare by a friend to swipe right to all Tinder profiles as quickly as possible. This variation may also be played with or without friends while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs. In some Tinder Olympics, changing the age, gender, distance and/or location can add a different aspect to the game.

"Dude, I can't believe you matched with that 86 year old cougar with dentures wearing lingerie while playing the Tinder Olympics at your 21st birthday celebration!"

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Tinder

An app who can be played in many different ways... you choose.

If Mr. Right is in Tinder... do you think he will find Mrs. Right?

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Tinder

An app you are in but don't use because your crush is in it.

You want to make him go crazy... why?... he can be there, but not you? What is the difference? he is playing on you... i cannot play on him?

There is only one super like I am craving for in Tinder... but he is so blinded... he's not the only one who thinks that can play this game.

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tinder date

Imagining what their encounter will be like

"cant wait to meet my tinder date"
"what will you do?"
"I think i will tickle him real hard"
"Oh no 🤦"

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Tinder Effect

When one gender becomes overwhelmingly thirsty for the opposite gender due to the circumstances.

"Niggas on tinder be so thirsty the tinder effect is in full effect"

"John went to swing dancing classes last night and had his full choice of fresh pussy abusing the tinder effect"

"Men at Fort Leonardwood be dating gollum looking bitches due to the tinder effect"

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mormon tinder

The best thing you will ever find....people that use mormon tinder have a 200% chance of finding a hot soul mate

I just found my spouse though mormon tinder

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Tinder Chan

The sexiest man on earth who has the best dad jokes in the world and never going to find love who also uses tinder but actually doesn't

oh my god I love tinder chan when he says them jokes

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