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Could of been the best president.
Bernie Sanders is pretty sweet!
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The event where Bernie Sanders beats the crap out of Hillary Clinton in the polls.
We have a surging Sanders in Iowa and New Hampshire.
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One of the most overrated players in the NFL. Although his tackling abilities are exceptional and he is amongst one of the best safeties in the league, people will constantly put him on their "top five safeties in the NFL" list simply because he just to happened to be in the Colts' lineup the same year their notoriously weak run defense toughened up and led them to a super bowl victory.
Not only is he almost always injured having only played one full season in his five year stint in the NFL, but he lacks even the average coverage abilities that one woud expect to see from one of the best safeties in the NFL.
Indy fans will usually justify him not getting as many tackles as he should by saying that people run away from him. Although this is true, there are plenty of hard hitting safeties that have managed to put together 100+ tackle seasons regardless of offensive players running the other way (Rodney Harrison, Gibril Wilson, Adriwn Wilson are just few of many).
Also, any grown man who runs under a 4.4 40 yard dash time and has no problem running full speed at the line of scrimage to get tackles that your front seven failed to get because they are too busy getting their asses handed to them by offensive linemen can play Safety for the Colts. As Proof they drafted a Free Safety in the sixth round and he gets numbers almost identical to Sanders who is the strong safety.
Ed Reed, Troy Polamalu, Kerry Rhodes, Brian Dawkins, Michael Griffin, Adrian Wilson,and Gibril Wilson are all more complete Safeties and better than Bob Sanders.
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A term for ejaculating for no real reason, it comes from a candidate from the 2016 US Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, going neck and neck with another candidate, Hillary Clinton.
Guy: I'm really excited we're gonna have sex again tonight!
Girl: I hope you don't pull a Surging Sanders again...
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Straight up awesome Independent senator from Vermont. One of the only self-proclaimed socialist in the Congress, not to be confused with Marxist: he's a Democratic socialist. A man of the people.
Bernie is:
Anti-war, voted against the Iraq war and the "Patriot Act".
Anti-Fed, is an outspoken critic of the secretive Federal reserve.
Anti-corporation, is an outspoken critic of large corporations and the low tax rate that many of them claim, while shipping our jobs overseas.
Pro-single payer health care and against privatized health cares, corporations shouldn't get rich from the sickness of others.
Bernie Sanders is a really cool senator.
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Founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken empire, now known as KFC. God bless you, Colonel, with sincere best wishes.
Colonel Sanders is god.
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Receiving oral sex while performing a weight lifting activity.
Dude, I just put up 300 on the bench while getting a reggie sanders. It's like steroids!
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