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One of the best bartenders I have ever met!
Man I got drunk last night!
Who was workin?
Chris
ohhhhhh
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sweet. gentleman. brown hair. brown eyes. funny. cute. sexy. intelligent. hot. nice. amazing. chick magnet. talented.
Girl 1): He's cute!!!
Girl 2): Yeah... but he's not chris.
girl 3): What are you talking about? He has chris eyes!
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The awesome kid who always likes to party, also a hunk and is really good at attracting women. A chris is a kid with a rockstar life. The quiet kid with the massive cock. The swagtific one. The one everybody hates varies from chris to chris.
" Im not going to the party unless Chris Beasley goes." The party harder, The swagifier, The stiff mister.
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1. A derogatory term used to describe a beastly athlete who makes everyone jealous with his or her athletic ability.
-Dude I just ran a mile in under 4 min!
-WTF dude why are you such a Chris?
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An amazing boy. All the girls want to marry him. Usually the girl who loves him the most is long distanced. Hes cute, funny, nice. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys want to be him... He puts a smile on your face but dosent say thank you. Everyone loves chris's
Girl 1: wooah! did you see chris over there?
Girl2: Yeah i want to marry him:)
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A guy who never fails to astound you every day with his perfection. He is the most passionate, caring, funny, smart and genuinely kind guy you may ever meet. Chris surpasses all expectations for the best person to be around. He would jump through a hoop of fire if it guaranteed your happiness. My advice to you is if you meet Chris don't let him walk out of your life.
"Wow that guy is amazing, what's his name?"
"Chris"
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Most Chris’s are ok, but the one I’m talking about has crusty dusty ass ramen noodle hair, he is rude and weird. He thinks high-schoolers are better then every single human to exist. He is weird
Person 1: Hey who’s that guy?
Person 2: Oh that’s Chris with the crusty dusty ass ramen noodle hair
Person 1: Oh my god you’re right haha
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