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A person who gets his firewood by picking up free pallets from behind businesses in the city and carrying them home on his back.
Unable to cut down trees in the park, Nathan became an urban lumberjack to heat his flophouse.
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When a female uses a tree limb as a dildo
Jordyn is such a nabrasken lumberjack!
A man who looks hot with a full beard, an axe, and flannel.
The lead singer from the kings of leon is sssooo lumberjack cute.
When a man puts an ice pack on his dick until it’s gets cold then yells timberr as he proceeds to smack his partner with his wood
“I hit my girl with an Iceland lumberjack jays night!”
Every halloween bears dress as lumberjacks because they already own a flannel shirt, so its inexpensive. Also they usually get booty shorts because they want to be slutty.
Jeff its going as a gay Lumberjack again.. ugh please more originallity
A sexual act in which, after yelling "Timber!", one person penetrates the other's anus with a fresh baguette.
If I give you a French Lumberjack in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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A sunrise lumberjack is someone who gets multiple simultaneous boners in the morning, everyday.
Person 1: "I pride myself on being a sunrise lumberjack."
Person 2: "That's fucking gross Chris."
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