toast

A game played by a group of men. Group stands around a piece of toast and jizzes on it. Last to jizz eats the toast. Called a limp biscuit if bread isn't toasted.

Andy: dude, toast tonight?
sam: fuck no, I always jizz last.

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toasting

To lay on a beach or in a tanning bed while one's skin becomes brown, much like the look of toast after coming out of a toaster oven.

I was toasting on the beach all day, look how tan i am!

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Toasted

Waking up in the morning with an erection. Refering to toast popping up from a toaster.

Ex 1. "Man, I'm toasted!"
Ex 2. "I woke up toasted today"
Ex 3. "Get off my toast, man!"

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toasted

celebrating success of one's friends and colleagues.

Toasting a happy couple

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Toasting

The act of taking a shower and dressing into fly ass clothing in preparation of going out on the town. The act of "toasting" in order to become "crispy".

Yo dawg I ain't crispy yet to go out. I am still toasting.

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on toast

A Saying I use a lot when to referring to something very cool or amazing. Commonly an after thought to the main sentence, it has become a bit like "your mom" in our group. It's a wonderful saying that it unique and I have made it my own, I enjoy creating new and interesting things. Wasn't that definition amazing ..on toast?

"My guitar is very amazing... on toast!"

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toasted

when playin basketball and you shoot a shot right in somebodys face causin them to look bad on defense

you just got"TOASTED!"

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