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When a gay woman has sexual relations with a straight girl.
Tina did a toaster oven on Alyson at last nights slumber party.
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A group of mid thirties aged men and women who drive Honda Elements. Most members of this group have, or have had, child booster seats in the back.
This mafia is generally not dangerous, but is predisposed to swearing and giving time outs.
Still considered cool by youth standards. People who join are most often employed professionally, but have extracurricular activities in rock bands, fashion, local farming, and travel. The age of members is not easily recognized, as the hip demeanor off sets the appearance of under eye circles and presence of children.
The attempt of asking these individuals about their vehicle could cause you to become drawn into a long conversation about the "interesting features" of the Honda Element. Make sure you are prepared to listen, if you must inquire.
Many of these mafia members will go as far as licensing their vehicles with vanity plates with cute "toaster puns".
Extra caution should be taken.
I saw her orange Element the other day. She's one of the Toaster Mafia. Did you notice the matching license plate?
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The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.
Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!
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While eating a girl out, the male/female performing the cunnilingus vomits onto the vagina
Dude, can't believe I was drunk enough for the Yoster Toaster.
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It's when you stick a dick in a toaster and get off in it and use the semen for your toast. Optionally you can play the danger wank game with it, and set it and try to get off before it pops up.
A: Hey, did you hear that Patrick did a toaster fuck?
B: Did he danger wank it too?
A: Yeah, he's in the hospital with a clogged urethra and 3rd degree burns.
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A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.
I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.
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When you doing a girl missionary and right before climax you pull out and, in zig-zag motion, spread your semen on her chest and/or face.
Dude, I was having sex with this chic last night and I totally gave her a toaster strudle
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