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Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.
Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.
Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...
“Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.” is a wonderful show that doesn’t exist.
On the 17th of September 1918 - the end of World War I. Germany is almost defeated as well as Austro-Hungary. Their ally Bulgaria is standing at the Macedonian front against the vast army of the allies which includes britains french serbians greeks indians australians americans and new zealands total number - 336 000 men with artillery. Against them is standing 9th Pleven Division which consists of 11 000 bulgarian soldiers and 11th Macedonian Division which includes macedonian militia. At the night before the battle the allies fired 370 000 shells including chemical shells. They thought that they destroyed the Bulgarian army but actually they killed only 9 men. In the morning the allied army attacked the Bulgarian possitions. The bulgarians are firing at the britans with 430 machine guns almost no one survives. The greeks also attacked the macedonian possitions but the defenders had flamethrowers and they burned around 10 000 greeks. At the end of the battle the britain army was annihilated - more than 65 000 casualties. It was the biggest military defeat in the whole british war story.
Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia
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everything goes smoothly through out the day, no bullshit or drama
dick: man today was fuckin gay bruh
master: ha sucks because i just made today my bitch
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It's all I have to bring today
This, and my hart beside
This, and my hart, and all the fields
And all the meadows wide
Be sure you count, should I forget
Some one the sum could tell
This, and my heart, and all the bees
Which in the Clover Dwell
-Its all i have to bring today
-nothing else?
- no, that is all
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having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.
person 1: "yo dude!"
person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."
person 1: "oh- okay then-"
this is the second worst thing happening for you today, I don't what is the first worst thing but I bet its bad.
So listen up boy, pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing happening for you today!
-Spy, TF2
when you busted a fat nut earlier today.
Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!