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Noun: During an awkward moment when there is only silence, you become an awkward tomato. Because, it's an awkward situation and you just stand there still like a tomato. Tomatoes are vibrant and red which means they're noticed which is much like how you feel in an awkward situation; very noticeable.
*Someone tells a shitty joke*
*You stand there in the silence still*
Bystander: "Hey look at that awkward tomato!"
*Someone doesn't understand the joke*
*All those who understood stand there still in the silence"
Bystander: "Hey look at those awkward tomatoes!"
The sexual act of bending over, pulling your testicles between your legs, and having your partner lick both your anus and swollen red testicles; which now resemble tomatoes.
Cole: So how was your date with Valerie last night?
Stephen: The whore took me back to her place and made me a tomato salad. So all in all, worth it.
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when something is lame or plain bullshit
Kids in the comments section were "throwing tomato" bc school wasn't canceled
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1. When a woman's flow becomes crusted to her grundle area. Normally this occurs once a month.
2. Large, inflamed, external hemmorrhoids. Tending to dangle from the anal orifice to rest on the grundle. d
1. "I can't use pads anymore because my grundle tomatoes really pull my grundle grass."
"Oh man! I accidentally got a mouth full of grundle tomatoes last night from my girlfriend."
2. My grundle tomatoes freaking burn, they must be acidic.
I need a vacation to Grundleville so my grundle tomatoes can heal.
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n. -an alcoholic beverage secretly mixed in the back rooms of fine restaurants for the exclusive purpose of revenge upon a wicked customer.
When a nasty customer orders a Bloody Mary- the waiter or waitress chews on a rotten tomatoe until it is soggy, spits out the contents into a bowl filled with minced parmesan cheese, olives, and bell peppers, mixes the contents of the bowl, and redeposit the final mixture into what appears to be a normal Bloody Mary.
This drink is then served to the customer who often, but not always, gags and vomits instantly, thereby assuming the role of the dinner-table idiot.
"Oh man, that asshole at table 5 just ordered a fourth round of Bloody Mary's!"
"Ask Kevin if he has any rotten tomatoes out in the trash bin..."
"Oh, of course!....this fucker's getting a Tomatoe Terry for lunch! Thanks Carlito!"
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The act of turning red as a tomato when drinking. Most asians are effected by this. The phrase is used as a desirable state that has a positive connotation with it.
Seldon: Yo, let's get wall-papered.
John: Bro, I haven't gone on a tomato vacation in days.
Seldon: Dude, the other tomatoes are waiting for you, let's go.
John: Psych me up.
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Tomatoes, preferably rotten, that are thrown by people, who are against yaoi, yuri, shonen-ai, and shoujo-ai, at other people
Yaoi Lover (Me): Sorry, Starfire/Robin Shippers; I don't feel like dodging your heterosexual tomatoes today
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