Totes bonobes

An adjective that describes an action with a primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs over a short period of time whilst carrying out activities such as "rump rubbing", "penis fencing" and "GGing".

Look at that dude sleeping under a tree, he must have been fucked last night... that's totes bonobes!

totes apprope

A way of saying something is "totally acceptable" without using too many syllables.

Stu asked Jasmine if she wanted to space dock.

Jasmine replied: "oh yea Stu, that's totes apprope"

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totes umbrellas

Superlative form of "totes" (i.e., "totally").

Girl 1: "R U guys watching the Hannah Montana finale?"
Girl 2: "Totes!"
Girl 3: "Totes umbrellas!"

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Totes Magotes

Totally, meaning 'Of Course'
First used in the movie 'I Love You Man'

- Are you coming to that party on Saturday?

- Totes Magotes! I'm so there.

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totes fawes

totally fucking awesome

last night me and a friend got shitfaced off of a jug of cheap wine. it was totes fawes.

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totes perf

Derivative and shortened version of "totally perfect." Often used to sound cute, obnoxious, funny, insane, sexy, and/or any combination thereof.

Luella: I hope your birthday is totes perf, Sydney!

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tote

A word that can be used to describe a event, place, or action. other words meaning the same thing but not nearls as cool or hip would be lok or uber

we went to see 300 last night it was HELLA TOTE!!!

Logan:It was so Tote the other day when Millan ate that soup.
Anne:Tote?
Logan:Yeah check urban tote is hella tote

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