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A special hand towel reserved for masturbating into so as not to soil the "good" towels.
Don't dry your face with that, it's my action towel.
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Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.
This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
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The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.
Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"
Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"
Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."
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1. A much more polite term used to describe someone willing to be treated like a "cum rag".
2. The act of swinging your partner over your shoulder after they exert whorish behaviour.
A: So what happened last night?
B: Dude! She was a total bath towel!
A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".
"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"
If you are popping down to the shop would'ya pick me up some gowl towels
A wook trinket used for wiping sweat, concealing wookery, cleaning drug boogers and holding on for dear life while tripping balls.
Riley: "Where do I get a wook towel or whatever it's called?"
Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"