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Poop trauma

The feeling that comes after you've eaten a large meal but shit so little, leaving you to wonder if some of the food couldn't find its way out of the trench.

"Dude, help. It's poop trauma again."

by The Tangible Laugh March 31, 2016


Trauma Friend

A friend everyone turns to whenever they’re going through so much and need help but once they’re much better don’t involve you anymore

He’s been her Trauma Friend for so long

by LeWiisdom November 23, 2021


trauma top

A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.

Jack: Yo, did you go down on her?
Jill: Nah, she wouldn't let me, she's a trauma top.

by carol aird April 20, 2020


Trauma dumpy

When your friend has been through a lot so they channel it into growing their booty

You: Looking thick today bro that ass looking tight
Friend: thanks bro I've been training hard since my dad left
You: Damn you double cheecked up you getting that trauma dumpy

by DeesLaw November 21, 2021


Childhood ship trauma

A weird ship that you found as a kid with unlimited internet access and hate with your entire soul. Usually from cartoons from late 1990-2010’s and involves, incest, pedophilia, and/or, enemies to lovers

Friend 1: I hate the humanized bill cipher design

Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma

by ButcherOfZoos July 21, 2022


MOINTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA

A coupling nightmare that has more ROOTS in it's origin of AGGRAVATION.

OK PEDIPHILE bashing is on the G00GLE ALPHABET PERENNIAL CALENDER.

Cast of characters: LAWERENCE EDWARD PAGE former CEO G00GLE, BRIAN C. CORNELL TARGET CEO AND A YUM, and a LIT UP (TURNED ON PORNOCAR)TESLA DEALER.

MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG.NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY.684 WASTE ASS PIT SEX LAS VEGAS.

Here is the problem as HOMOSEXUAL , ELDER and the last bastion of AGGRAVATUON this MOINTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA ,1555 PLYMOUTH . The ALLIED SECURITY UNIFORMS read G00GLE SECURITY as same BUGGERS from VEGAS cone along and as " I AM being told to leave the TOXIC WASTE DUMP G00GLE just bought after being SHOOED away yelling "all you did is change UNIFORMS" CIVIL ENGINAEER my suitcases missing a ROCK BOOK and my AMAZON CONNECTOR. ALAN, have twenty minutes to leave TRUMP ORGANIZATION 1555 TOXIC DUMP "as I am yelling about that HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS and HOMONGENSEXUAL SECOND TRESPASS in REDWOOD CITY.

WOULD GAGA SCHIZOPHRENIA called into ASSEY JASSY ANDY WH0LE F00DS and steal $10 from me, my receipt from AMAZON TABLET FIRE 7 just purchased being IN CAH00TS with the MOUNTAIN VIEW POLICE as causing AGGRAVATED MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA. Another LAPDOG ZOMBIE H0M0SEXUAL as PEDOPHILE FAGG0T'S ALAN I WALDMAN

JAMES ALLEN NELSON at the at time there before ICE at the CHILDREN'S TELEVISION WORKSHOP set the CEO'S tone for MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA causing a VYING of the CORPORATE CEO BASHING after feeding ALAN I WALDMAN.SHITEATER a FEAST to the JEWISH FAGG0TS C0PR0PHILE PED0PHILE of MANDATORY PISS DRINK-ING and MANDATORY SHIT-EATING at the I FEAST.FIESTA in HENDERS0N NEVADA that is now closed for good at STATION'S CASIN0.

86 MOUNTAIN VIEW SECURITY TRAUMA as 117 = 86 or 306 = 240.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 24, 2022


Post Head Trauma Syndrome

When you can't remember anything recent from the last 2 hours, and not aware about important events. This is caused from some severe brain injury.

Girl: I can't believe you cheated on me with a hoe.

Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!

Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!

by rossano January 18, 2008