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the trail of pubic hair from the mid stomach to the penis and/or vagina in which crabs can gain access to the belly button.
when i went down on jordans mom, i followed her bushy treasure trail and i felt that the chest may as well have been empty.
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Treasure hunting is where you are having sex in the dark, It's pitch black, you can't see your partner, so you rub your dick around her body looking for her vagina like a pirate hunting for booty. For further pleasure, execute an Angry Pirate after you find and dig for the treasure.
Blah, Blah Blah, Treasure Hunt, Yada, Yada, Yada. The End.
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When a man squeezes one out on a woman's chest and then sliding it under the woman's boobs
My boyfriend gave me a hidden treasure for the first time this morning!!
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Ever wondered how it will feel like ejaculating but nothing coming out?
Well now you can, introducing Pressure-Treasure.
Simply install the tip of a Q-Tip inside your pee hole and start choking the rooster. When your done just simply remove the Q-Tip and toss away. No more mess to clean up!!!
How does this work?
Well the Q-Tip stops the sperm from ever leaving your body, and your body swallows the sperm back due to pressure.
*Warning Don't Try This At Home, You Will Die!!!*
"No more toilet paper? Fuck!!! I need to cum so badly!!! Oh there's a Q-Tip right there. (Installed Q-Tip). Oh yeah aahhh, it feels so good. Oh I'm cumming, I'm cumming!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
There you go,no more clean up."
He died after for trying this.
Dont do Pressure-Treasure unless you're serious!!!
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Its an enormouse industrial sized toilet clogging 1 piece fecile log, clogging treasure trove.
I left it there for a lucky person to find, I believe that janitor found a sizable treasure trove and flushed my trophy.
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While you're banging her from behind, right when you're about to bust, you thumb a quarter into her asshole, then you pull out and drive it into her muddy starfish, and you blow all up in her ass.
My girlfriend slapped me again when I attempted to complete the buried treasure.
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When your pubic hairs are longer than your dick and you often have to search to find it.
brad martin was rummaging through his groin area when he found his hidden treasure (2.5 inches)
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