flat trot

British term for a slow horse, aka a stupid person

Don't be a flat trot, google it and figure it out yourself

Fox Trot

The practice of conservative news organizations of accusing other news outlets of exactly what they themselves are guilty of.

They're fox trotting again. Accusing the MSM of lying while they publish doctored photos in Seattle.

Fox-Trot

Another Violent Environment. To false travel or half step. People moving in odd fashion. The way one moves like a fox to fresh fish on the river. In reference to the harmony of people with animals & nature

Positive Affirmation: Someone who has a cool walk. Good food, specifically of the finest fish like Salmon & Red Snapper. A match made in heaven.

Negative Affirmation: A Hell Date. Someone who walks oddly around you. A false lock.

Negative Application: (loud, disturbing noise or imagery) What the Fox-Trot!?!

Positive Application: If you want to seek out your greatest experience, you should try a little Fox-Trot while your still young.

trotsky trots

Old North London colloquialism for having diarrhoea, especially when abroad.

Ah bollocks mate, I’ve only gone and got the ol’ Trotsky Trots ain’t I?

finger trotting

To rapidly fap your... Yes?

Mom: Where’s Abbie?
Sis: She’s In Her Room!
Mom: What’s She Doing In There...
Sis: She’s finger trotting!
Mom: She’s WHAT?!
Sis: What Do You Think?!
Mom: TMI!

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cherry trots

Eating too many cherries can cause diarrhea in some people, especially if they are sensitive to the fruit's sugar alcohols or salicylates.

Life’s a bowl of cherries. I ate the whole bowl and now I’ve got the cherry trots!

Potty Trot

A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).

I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!