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One of the nine circles of Hell itself, were the only thing to do is go to McDonald's, or get abducted by the obscene amount of truck drivers that inhabit the town.
One: "Hey bro, what's there to do in Troy, IL?"
Two: "Well, we could go to McDonald's...or we could get abducted by a creepy truck driver."
One: "Oh.....nevermind."
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the raddest band to come out of the washington music scene.
trust me, they are the next big thing!
HOLY CRAP! have you heard THE FALL OF TROY's cd Doppelganger?
DUDE YEAH! it's way wicked!
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Hot ass guy who will fulfill all your sexual desires (get you some of that girl)
I need some dirty Troy tonight girl
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An easy way out of a challenging or precarious situation.
Fuck this; I'm takin' the next Troy's bucket out of this shit-storm!
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Troy, a land that one might infer is only filled with hicks, red necks, big ol lip packers, dippers and yee yees. While such specimens are common, there are fair and decent folk in the town of Troy. Nobody really likes it here, but it's home for now, and it makes do for what it is. Residents are passionate about their high-school sports, and all of the coaches take the game way too seriously, like...way too seriously. Teachers are frequently fired, the school board is more corrupt than Hillary Clinton, and school fights last a maximum of three seconds before both combatants are curled up on the ground. While visiting Troy, be sure to check out our state of the art Farm Museum, Vinnie's Pizza, or the annual, one and only Troy fair (A topic for another day.) Just be careful on the roads, camouflage is everywhere. HOME OF THE TROJANS
He could be cool, he could be weird, he's from Troy Pennsylvania so there's no telling.
this is not how you spell troye sivan's name
random girl: "hey look its troy sivan!"
fan: "its spelled t-r-o-y-e."
random girl: "whatever"
n: a situation in which two people enjoy driving -- or worse, must share driving -- the same car.
girl: "I'm in love with my car."
guy: "Does your husband suspect anything?"
girl: "He loves driving it, too."
guy: "Garage a trois!"
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