tuba

Something that fat boys with pimples play

Man tubas are for fat boys with pimples

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tasty tuba

Where one pee's into a tuba and then jizzes into the mouth peice

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tuba-chicken

It's a chicken with a horn instrument stuffed up his ass.

"hey man, that chicken sounds awful!" "Chillax man that's a tuba-chicken."

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tuba-four

A contrabass-brass quartet dat serenades you and thus helps you feel less bored/fatigued while you're wheezingly putting up da light-duty framing-timbers for a new building.

DANG it all with this "tuba-four job" dat I naively volunteered for--- here I thought I was gonna get a live band to play smooth-jazz music for me while I installed da framework for dis here woodshed, but all I ended up with was a nice big pile of 8-foot economy-stud beams!!

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purple tuba

Durring the act of a blow job the one performing blows hard into the opening of the penis which then ruptures some veins inside the scrotum causing pain, swelling, and the scrotum to turn a purple color.

Man, Cathy gave me a purple tuba last night and my ball are in so much pain.

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Slippery tuba

Very wide vagina

Le'Gerald said 12 men could comfortably fit in Peanut's Slippery Tuba.

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Tuba Hug

Its where someone in the band takes a mouth piece from a tuba and shoves it up your ass

I got tuba hugged at band camp.

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