1. a tube
2. a term used to emasculate males who are deemed inferior
"damn it Riley, you are such a fallopian tube!"
19π 3π
The female version of blue balls. When a woman is interrupted during coitus and is not allowed to finish, she gets a burning sensation in her fallopian tubes that feels as if she's trying to queef a fireball.
Peach: Mario, why do you always stop in the middle of sex? Youre giving me blue tubes.
Mario: Peacha! I gotta getta da coins! Imma so sorry...
Peach: Well sorry doesn't cut it, I feel like a fireball is coming out of my vagina
Mario: Sounds likea you gotta da fireflower!
Peach: You are an idiot Mario. Im going to go find Luigi.....
128π 31π
The Interweb.
See also: not a big truck.
The Internet isn't something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck! It's a series of tubes!
371π 101π
A slang term for television.
βParents complain about the quality of the shows but don't prevent their children from gluing themselves to the boob tubeβ (David Owen)
603π 168π
Army lingo for the male sexual organ; the penis. Typically used in the phrase "tube steak & white gravy," a reference to an ejaulating penis, inserted into one of the drill/platoon/top sergeants' numerous gay slurs directed at subordinates.
"You're going to love the main course at the chow hall," the D.I. told the raw-ass recruit. "It's tube steak & white gravy and you can have all you want!"
926π 266π
A handmade smoke concealment apparatus, typically made out of a tube with both ends open. The insides are stuffed with dryer sheets, so that when the -Cannabis- smoker blows through, the smell of the smoke changes to that of the dryer sheets and not of Marijuana.
Typically used in dorm rooms, parent's houses, and in other places where the act of cannabis smoking must be concealed.
Dube Tubes do an incredibly good job of concealing the smell of Marijuana.
50π 10π
A skintight "dress", usually strapless, the sits just above the nipple and goes just below the crotch.
Biddy 1: It's 10 degrees out, we're going to a dubstep concert and I want to constantly adjust my dress so my vagina doesn't fall out. What should I wear?
Biddy 2: You're brand new American Apparel shiny hot pink biddy tube!
18π 2π