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An abuser, who plays the victim, she cries wolf, I'd say tears but she 'ain't' got none. She ruined her GORGEOUS ex-husbands life with FALSE accusations. Amber turd is also known for taking a shot in her spouses bed, then blaming a small dog. She has no consequences for her actions.....but KARMA will get her.
Don't leave an Amber Turd in the toilet...flush it!
A long lost prophecy transcribed in a hematite stone. The Amber Turd prophecy was found in 2022 in the state of Virginia, where it tells a tale of a mythical being coming from the Amber Turd named Bono. The Amber Turd was thought to have come from King Herr Brolof and once graced with the all mighty biddy, it became Bono. Once known as the biggest brown to ever be known to mankind, the Amber Turd has long been a rumored myth prior to the Depp trial. Since the trial making the myth of the Amber Turd known to the world as a fact the Amber Turd has been eclipsed by a Colorado native known as Randall Marsh who has the record for the biggest poo to ever exist in one sitting, previously held by Amber Heard.
Bono is so talented, I bet his mother is proud of her little Amber Turd.
hey steve i just clogged the toilet with a massive shit. go get me the turd wrench
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This is a phenomenon experienced after eating much spicy food!
AAASHHHHHH@#$%&!!! I just passed a fire turd!
Someone you wouldn't tell a lie to, no matter how far-fetched the story may be.
Jason: I hooked up with Miss Kramer, our old teacher from sixth grade!
Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.
Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.
Uh-oh. I have to shit but I have a show coming on in a minute! Better make turbo turds!
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The act in which a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the significant other/maid.
You really amber turd it bro
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