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a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.
Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!
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A noun that describes a turd, shit, or any excrement that comes out of one's hole.
I set a herd of turles free into the ocean and my ass is killing me.
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The condition where a fat person who carries most of their weight on their abdomen becomes stuck on his or her back.
I challenged fatso to a situp contest, and when he started to turtle, I gave him a shit hitler and took a polaroid for the bar.
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when your fucking a girl from behind, you throw a blanket over her head, when she peeks out to see whats going on you punch her in the back of the head. she then retreats under the blanket like a turtle into its shell
shut up girl before i pull a turtle on your ass
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When your doing a chick from behind underneath a coffee table and whenever shes pokes her head or arm out from underneath you get a rolled up newpaper and hit it saying "get back in your shell"
I gave her a turtle last night, she loved it
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turtle is when one person farts, and both of you go under the blankte and who ever can last the longest wins
C:Yo sarah, you wanna play turtle?
Sarah: Hell no man your gas is stanky.
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when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head
john: hey, look at my turtle!
*pulls down pants and turns around*
mary: oh its cute! i wanna fuck it!
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