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yo blunt nigga! look for hand rolled goodness. no stems or seeds and only the finest sticky green;a camel ciggerette; some rat head bitch always trien to get ya goods nigga!
yo's bro, that is some fine chroniic you got there! let me slide it into a tirkish twig and get this shit started.; George Bush, throw me that tirkish twig, i enjoy their smooth flavor and sharp taste.; Damn nigga! that fuckn turkish twig bitch is back again! GET HER BEFORE SHE RUINS R CARPETS!
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a penis and two balls
a term used to describe your penis
when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis
see also berries
You hit me in the twig and two berries
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You get this filthy pig that hungry for some jizz and you take her on a car ride. Put 19 packets of sweet-n-low on your cock to sweeten the deal. As soon as she starts giving you head drive like a bat of a hell. Your mission.....GET PULLED OVER. As soon as you get pulled over pull up your pants and act innocent. She will have a sweet-n-low beard which resembles cocaine. Tell the officer she is crazy and strung out. Pop open a beer and watch her little ass get arrested.
I was taking a shit by the bowling alley and spotted a seventh day adventist. I got her in the car and she agreed to dust the ole twig... that shit was all over the newspapers for a week.
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When you are so pissed off something in your brain snaps and you lose your shit.
That lady in line in front of me is going to make me snap my twig.
Oh dude! He’s about to snap his twig.
A male's conversion to the homosexual lifestyle.
Steve moved to San Francisco and has been on a steady twig and berry diet ever since.
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when a person named "Twig" attempts to make a comedically moment fails and gets make fun of by a small goose. Then it is called out by saying "ANOTHER TWIG CLASSIC."
twig: hey guys whats up in the house tonightttttt
goose: ANOTHER TWIG CLASSIC