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Twitter

Donald Trump's playground.

Kid 1: Dude, I just found this super cool playground called "Twitter," We should totally go some time.
Kid 2: yeah that sounds epic

Parents everywhere: Alright, kids but if you go make sure to beware the citrus man.

by Lotus 2.0 December 10, 2020

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Twitter

Twitter is a social media network where users creat accounts to post things like buisness information, personal matters, and sports updates... Not drama.

I love twitter

by Trey vogt March 14, 2016

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Twitter

Twitter is a "social" media website that, although claiming to be pro free speech, is mostly filled with alt left and alt right trolls. Founded in 2004, Twitter became a breeding ground for the two party establishment, filled with far left trolls ready to cancel out other users and far right trolls bragging about how "superior" the white race is(really, it isn't).

Twitter is part of the big social media alliance, a group of anti libertarian, anti free speech,and anti free will social media websites.

DON'T USE TWITTER!

by Libertypedia May 22, 2023

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Twitter

the piece of skin between your balls and asshole

BobbyT - Lick my Twitter

by isnbrg9 January 8, 2009

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Twitter

Twitter-female masturbation

Jen twittered herself when she went to bed that night.

by SimpleJoys March 25, 2010

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Twitter

An app full of paranoid, angry or attention seeking wannabe college dropouts who find racism in everything and if they encounter something satirical which takes the piss of another race or identity or wasn't even intended to mock another race or identity, they think by mincing the words of a movie character or a celebrity that they can cancel the movie by slandering the celebrity by putting far left radical conspiracy theories on their twitter page to ruin the individual's reputation and thereby labelling them as a 'racist'.

Scene from Pixar Cars (2006)

Luigi- BLACK Wall tires, they blend into the pavement, but this.... WHITE Wall TIRES! They say look at me, here I am, love me!

Twitter user: OMG Luigi is racist to black Wall tyres! Illuminati confirmed! I better slander Pixar to the point that they go bankrupt!

by Eddie the Head June 7, 2021

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Twitter

A social media app full of trans girls! Nyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~!!!

Him: "I scrolled Twitter and found some cute trans girls."
Her: "Careful, they use filters."

by WinterSkiis November 14, 2019

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