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A "UD Christian" is a Christian who obsesses over Jesus and how to come up with words, verses, or other Christian concepts to create unique and compelling words to share on Urban Dictionary. They are often inspired by the words of Jesus when he mentioned "the few.” They see Urban Dictionary as having a great Harvest for the kingdom of God as inspired by Jesus when he said in Matthew, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few." UD Christians are courageous and yet kind, loving, and compassionate, and are striving to do as Jesus said in Matthew 5:16, "Let your light so shine before men, that they see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven." They are compelled and driven by the love of Christ to be a light for the gospel of Jesus Christ.
Did you hear about the billionaire that came to know Jesus as the Lord of their life after reading the "UD Christian" definition of abiding in the word and then actually testing out the concept?
someone ( usually female ) who sits on Urban Dictionary looking up funny things to later use when hanging out with friends.
Guy 1 : " she just said 5 things from Urban Dictionary in one sentence "
Guy 2 : " she must be a UD Whore."
Ud spelling is how idiots on urban dictionary spell
I h8 lurnin speelin so I ud spelling
Idiots submitting to Urban Dictionary without having the slightest grasp of the English Language, wherein spelling, sentence structure, grammar and rules of punctuation are flung down and danced upon. People way too stupid to be contributing anything in writing.
Did you read that ad he put on Doublelist? He is so UD Dum he can't even spell DTF!
Your typical faggot on Urban Dictionary. Essentially posts pointless definitions to get attention or look cool.
Some definitions from UD Losers include:
1. Defs about peoples names. Todays top scientists haven't found a reason for these defs yet other than people tryin to increase their e-popularity because nobody in real life likes them.
2. Fantards. They post defs on UD about games/bands because it is a form of masturbation for them. They literally get off on talking about how great their favorite game/band is. Pathetic.
3. sOOp4h 1337 gan6st4 sh11tZ. IRL losers pretending to be gangstas online and post defs saying that every single word in the english language is drug/sex/violence related. This is all despite the fact that they have never tried drugs, have had sex with anyone besides themselves, or even picked up a real fire arm.
4. Nerds. Mostly populate the UD chat rooms because nobody in real life cares about what they have to say. Will criticize your spelling and grammar because that sort of thing is serious shit on the internet. You don't fuck around with it. Basically, remind them that they have no friends and they'll back off.
5. Little kids. Children who have found this site, usually on accident because most kids are too stupid to use a computer and pretend to be adults, but are clearly identifiable as someone young enough to be breast fed. Since they are young, they are highly susceptible to influence. Exploit at will.
6. Trolls. One who takes advantage of internet and UD losers for entertainment. Simply don't be a loser (A challenge for most UD users) and you'll stay out of their sites.
Typical UD losers
1. OMG, the name JAMES, it like SUPER COOL because I SAID SO. OMG!!!!! did u c that guy, hes SUCH A JAMES111
2. lik, halo 3 is SUCH THE FUCKING SHIT, i play it all day long and im a 50. i got lik 1000 other xbl accounts wit 50s on them tooo. this game is awesome beyond all believe. halo 3 is better than sex. im stiil a virgin, but i can garuntee u it is!!! holy shit, i just came.
3. A light bulb is when you get head from a hoe, smoke some sick ass weed, and bust a nigga wit a cap.
(In the background)
"What mom?"
...
"im on the computer."
...
"but im not hungry!"
4.
Non-nerd: ya man, at least i got a car 4 now. its a peic of shit, but it runs
Nerd: Excuse me sir, but you have to seriously examine your spelling and grammatical errors.
Non-Nerd: y dont u go outside and mak som friends?
StarTrekRocks117 has signed off
5. Kid: im clearly an adult. ive had many sex!
Adult: bro, everybody cusses at ther parents, u should try it!
Kid: Ok.
6. Def: Jimi Hendrix
The shitties guitarist I have ever seen. I know retards with AIDS who play better than him.
(The Troll laughs his ass off as losers who believe he's actually being serious about thinking Jimi Hendrix is a bad guitarist attempt to make witty comebacks. They all fail.)
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A person who often looks through Urban dictionary (especially the new definition) in order to show everyone he/she communicates with how cool and modern is he/she by using these definitions all the time.
-Why is she speaking so strange all the time?
-Oh she's an UD leecher.
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When you post on UD (urban dictionary), DO NOT POST THE FOLOWING:
an insult towards a real person ("carol's a lesbo") is not allowed and'll probably be rejected.
also, NO PHONE #'S
If your posts are just pointless, they'll probably not make it through editing withought being plucked ot
There is'nt much of a problem with getting political, but it may also be removed, just not as often.
AAANNND that's pretty much it...for now
person1:hmmm i think i'll just post this discouraging message containing phone #'s
person2: (after reciving offensive post) why, oh why do idiots have to post phone #'s and peronal information. they shold have read this message before posting on ud
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