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A living creature that's reacted perfection.
Dude1: have you seen the ultimate lifeform
Dude2: shadow the hedgehog or kars?
Dude:1 ummmmmm
When the girl rides you while you take a crap. When you want to release your bowls and get off with your partner at the same time.
"I did the ultimate plunger with my girl the other day."
Getting a blowjob while the girl is driving. Setting the cruise control and you hold the wheel while she sucks it.
Kylie gave John Ultimate Roadhead on I-76 on the way to the 76ers game!
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When Two beings love each other so much that absolutely everything is about the other person. That you would give them your last cookie. You would wash their hair in the shower. You would bring them flowers every week just to see them smile. That you would send them texts of sunrises first thing in the morning to make their day better. That you would call them just to say you love them and that’s all you say. That you write them love notes on the toilet paper with a sharpee just to say you care. That you would do anything for this person even if it made you give up something you really cared about. That you would kiss them with morning breath. That you would pluck the hair from their unwanted areas. That you would give them the last glass of wine, the last bite of Dessert. That you would rub their feet just to give them a break. That you would bring them a hot wash cloth just to wipe their face in the morning in bed. You change their breaks just because you want them safe.
Mike and Heather have achieved ultimate happiness in their relationship!
This word is for the fuck boys and the people who make Tik Tok videos. It is the biggest gay of all gay. So gay a gay person would say no to them.
Wow, Chad is the ultimate gay.
When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to save time and multitask, while the stream of liquor filled shit and piss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. When the process is complete you feel reborn.
Guy1: Oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
Guy2: Yeah i had to do an Ultimate Cleansing.