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Ultimate Jizzbee

A supreme mind-blowing epic male orgasm where the male quivers, his eyes roll to the back of his head in pure heart-pounding, compounding pleasure, he partially loses control of his entire body, one of his eyes squints with partial nerve damage as he momentarily loses sight, and then he instantly and fiercely erupts like a hyper-pressurized 500 PSI geyser or fire hydrant, and then finally drops motionless in utter shock and disbelief of his mind-boggling experience.

Big Brother:
Having a woman in your life is so much more than touting arm candy 🍬 and regularly enjoying 20 seconds of Ultimate Jizzbee. 100 times out of 100 she's still an imperfect mortal human and will eventually do things that irritate you.

by Lil Sean March 27, 2023


the ultimate word

you'll never find it out

you will never know the ultimate word

by qpwjnsfvneiefufjaeiufhaeif December 26, 2022

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Ultimate gay

This is someone or something that is so gay that nothing could be gay-er

Robert " wow Luke Simons is an ultimate gay "
Everyone " can't argue with that mate "

by Bigbossman12 February 7, 2019


ultimate legend

shitter, low skilled, suffers from a case of bloated ego

"Um, can y'all stop sucking so much? I'll have you know I'm an Ultimate Legend!"

by Urtimato Regendo March 31, 2023


Ultimate happiness

When Two beings love each other so much that absolutely everything is about the other person. That you would give them your last cookie. You would wash their hair in the shower. You would bring them flowers every week just to see them smile. That you would send them texts of sunrises first thing in the morning to make their day better. That you would call them just to say you love them and that’s all you say. That you write them love notes on the toilet paper with a sharpee just to say you care. That you would do anything for this person even if it made you give up something you really cared about. That you would kiss them with morning breath. That you would pluck the hair from their unwanted areas. That you would give them the last glass of wine, the last bite of Dessert. That you would rub their feet just to give them a break. That you would bring them a hot wash cloth just to wipe their face in the morning in bed. You change their breaks just because you want them safe.

Mike and Heather have achieved ultimate happiness in their relationship!

by BigMikeMike May 14, 2019


Ultimate cleansing

When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to save time and multitask, while the stream of liquor filled shit and piss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. When the process is complete you feel reborn.

Guy1: Oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
Guy2: Yeah i had to do an Ultimate Cleansing.

by Grews January 19, 2009


the ultimate gay

This word is for the fuck boys and the people who make Tik Tok videos. It is the biggest gay of all gay. So gay a gay person would say no to them.

Wow, Chad is the ultimate gay.

by CroutonSalad November 17, 2018