uncle matty's

A floral store that once existed on Bald Hill Road in Warwick, Rhode Island in the 1980's and early 1990's. The place to go to pick up flowers for your cheap n' easy Warwick girlfriend that you just met in the Warwick or Rhode Island Malls, or for that cute girl at Ann & Hope. Actually had the best selection of plants I'd ever seen! I really miss that place!

I was goin' over to see Dawn and I stopped at Uncle Matty's to buy her sum flowahs!

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uncle regis

Uncle Regis is slang for marijuana, weed, pot, etc.

Where were you Billy?
Oh I was hanging out with Uncle Regis earlier.

Did Uncle Regis pay you a visit today?

Uncle Rob

uncle rob is the nickname given to someone who is way too cool to use any other nickname for

“Robert is just way too cool for school!”
“Yes he is, we might as well just call him Uncle Rob!”

Uncle Snoop

The pimp name for Snoop Dogg. He is also known as DJ Snoopadelic for DJ Sessions, Snoop Lion for Regae, and the classic Snoop Dogg for rap and in general. Uncle Snoop applies to all three. Its like a nickname for a stagename.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear Uncle Snoop's new album?" Person 2: "Who is Uncle Snoop?" Person 1: "Bro, the one and only S-N double O P D-O double G."

Dutch uncle

One who talks with great severity or directness; sever mentor

"I got mad and talked like a Dutch uncle"

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Cool Uncle

Mark Rober. A uncle who worked at NASA and now makes genius videos on youtube

Frank: Hey, that’s a cool uncle!
Jerry: Yea, he’s Mark Rober!
Frank: Cooooooooooooooool!

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Uncle Skeeter

An Uncle Skeeter is one who skeets while at someone else's house. Looked down upon as strange by many people, but most "Uncle Skeeter"s just enjoy masturbating in a place away from home, it brings more pleasure for them.

-Damn, I just found out that Sasman jerked-off at my house yesterday

-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!

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