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When you take a bath with your cousins, and your mother makes you keep your underwear on, so she doesn't have to explain why you have different parts, and so you make a fun game out of it.
hey do you guys wanna play soggy underwear
Yayyyy!
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You know you can always rely on crusty underwear that has been sittin in the hamper for six days when it's Friday and you have to go to work and you don't have anymore underwear so you have to reach as far down in the hamper as you can to pull out those underwear because you don't have any more clean ones in your drawer and you're scrounging around trying to find some clean ones but you can't and the only pair you can wear are those crusty ones at the bottom of the hamper that when you put them on they feel a little moist and cool because they soaked up the wet towel body juice and the bottom of the hamper is so dark they stayed a cool temperature and are a little loose from wearing them all day long.
"Hey Seth, you gonna make it to the softball game on friday?" Seth replies, "I'm there like crusty underwear!'
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The emperor always wanted people to think he/ she was loose and not uptight when that was convienient, then to think that he/she was wholesome and serious when that was convienient. He/she looked like a clown in his/her polka dot underwear, and no longer had to be concerned about his/her appearance to the world, or what people thought of him/her the way everybody else was.
The emperor looked like a clown in his/her polka dot underwear.
The uncontrollable itch experienced immediately after removing one's underwear prior to a shower or bath.
I was about to hop in the tub when i suddenly got hit with a major case of the post underwear itchies.
A stupid ad that popped up while looking for memes
Guy 1: have seen that pee proof underwear ad?
Guy 2: no, but it seems stupid
Guy 1: it is