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An intellectual female who is considered pretty, sexy, hot, or any similar thing.
I knew she was hot, but I didn't know she was a unicorn! Score!
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The upper class of the equestrian world. Because of their magical powers and sociopathic tendencies, they are typically land owners, government officials, and general rich, pompous douche bags. They often look down on and exploit the other species- most especially the ponies. Because of their arrogant, self centered nature, and frequent impotence on the part of the male, they have a high divorce rate and combined with the likelihood of being hunted down by goblins for their magical horn, consequently low population- much to the relief of the other species.
That unicorn paid the police to evict all the ponies from their land. I hope he's hunted down by goblins.
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A unicorn is an individual that has all of the ideals and qualities that you are looking for in another human. Like the mystical horned creature, you may never see one of these in person, only in dreams.
I met this guy I thought was a unicorn but turns out he is ___ (insert appropriate word).
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Unicorns are kept In hair dye factories to make exotic colors such as vivid or non purples, blues, and pinks. The hair dye is used from the unicorns blood... if you have ever wandered why you never see unicorns or people think they don't exist, there is only one possible reason the hair dye companies keep them held hostage in their factories to make unlimited supplies of hair dye.
Unicorns are magical creatures that nobody believed existed until now.😊 thanks to me.
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Where you ejaculate in a girls hair and spike it up.
"The Unicorn isn't a myth, I gave one to my girlfriend and she was shocked to see it after we fucked."
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a (hopefully temporary...but probably not) religious status on facebook in which the member wishes to capture the unicorn of her life but will most definitely never able to since he is in love with someone (or something) else. being part of this religion truly sucks. Commonalities: denial, hopefullness, ever-so declining self confidence and potential insanity.
Religious Views: unicornism.
I love him but he doesnt love me. I only have him as my unicorn, not that i would want to own him or anything.. awkward....
story of my life.
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A girl who is so beautiful that she attains mythical status and is impossibly far out of anyone's league.
Man, Nicole is so perfect... I wish she were my girlfriend. But alas, she is a unicorn.
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