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Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.

Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023


Tara update

When your mate keeps bringing up his girlfriend non stop, even though nobody cares about what she says or does.

Person 1: “So me and Tara were thinking about-“
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”

by EH.star.33 October 1, 2023


Dusttrust (Updated)

no i despise the old "definition"
what a bizzare creation
are you kidding me
being upset about your past isn't really something you should be doing
but come

forgive me
- TheGreatJan

this dusttrust (updated) "defininition" got updated because i was slightly stupid a year ago

by thegreatjan October 10, 2021


Marion-Update

When someone is providing you with too much information, it is also considered a Marion Update.

"No I swear it's not a Marion-Update, I will just summarize the date quickly.

by walliselle September 24, 2020


Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"

Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."

by Take 2 June 5, 2014


when is update

The definition of being a beggar and a child for asking when is an update constantly, on a Sunday in the Greenville Discord server. This will also apply when no update schedule is present and chaos suddenly escalates in #general where the same type of kids cannot read #news to see what Hunter has said.

Some random 12 year old kid said: @Smeers @Hunter when is update COMING I NEED IT NOW OR I END GREENVILLE AND QUIT ROBLOX FOREVER IM BEGGING YOU

by Noobzii March 16, 2021


Updates

Downgrades disguised as security patches and bug fixes to electronics and computer software. Not to be confused with upgrades, which traditionally were supposed to enhance a software product's user experience.

"I lost more control of my computer after the latest automatic updates."

"My smartphone app took features and functions away! And now, they want me to pay for the subscription gimmick or pro versions after the latest updates."

by zorakblinks July 19, 2021