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A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...
B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med
If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.
Who knows what’s actually being done, and is absolutely useless
“Bro get on we’re being raided”
“I can’t steams updating
Bob: i saw you put “woman update” in your bio, what does it mean?
Girl: it means i’m a transgender woman
An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'
"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"
Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?
Person 2: No I have Windows update
Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer